Even though I expressely told him not to, Larry gave me not one but two bottles of baijo. I know it is just Chinese hospitality and I appreciate that, but A: I don't like baijo and would rarely if ever drink it outside the context of a dinner with Chinese customers, and B: I already have 3 bottles of this at home, also gifts from Larry. The contents of one of these is so nasty, I am sure it will eventually eat through the bottle, the floor, the foundation, and will eventually find its way back to China. So what to do with two more bottles?
I could have, I suppose conveniently forgotten them in the hotel room, but Larry occasionally comes to my house when in the US and he might notice its absence.
I could just bring them home, but 2 more bottles? No. I came up with a different plan
I am taking one bottle home, but the second I took to my favorite Shenzhen bar and gave a shot to every Chinese person there, even the girls who do not normally drink this. Everyone enjoyed this, although the girls made some pretty strange faces. Good times...
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| The waitresses take one for the team |
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